Happy Halloween!

trick or treat, smell my feet....

trick or treat
smell my feet
give me something good to eat.

if you don’t
i don’t care
i’ll just go poop over there.

hey snow white... you hungry?

Hold your horses...

take the viking by the horns...

haha... made you look.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too....

the legendary Jedi Master Obi-Wan Dogobi

nice beard obi-wan.  is that, by chance, toy stuffing?

am i wearing these correctly? birthday edition

it's mom's birthday today so:  HATS OFF TO YOU MOM!!!!!!  (or...  i guess hats on?!?)
more after the break!

who's walking who?

you wonder why i'm so beautiful, right? mystery solved...

beauty sleep.  20+ hours of sleep daily = maximum beautiousness, right?  be a dear and push the snooze button for me, would you?

What am I doing this weekend? Good question... let me mullet over.

Finally, the weekend.  Now I can really let my hair down.
more after the break!

 

Redneck word of the day: Twerk

"I had twerk real hard to get this here mullet lookin' good."

remember when i was small? #tbt

man i'm getting thirsty... wish it would rain again in Los Angeles. #tbt

 Video:  This was Rufus' first experience with rain... guess he just wanted to catch it!

only slightly better than water from the toilet.... JK that's gross i only drink bottled water and eat cat poop.

My name is Sher-dog Holmes. It is my business to know what other dogs do not know...

watch your tongue... or mine if you want.

dog selfie

geez- do i have to do everything around here?

s'more or s'less

did i miss the dance moms audition? i wear sequins, therefore i dance.

5, 6, 7, 8... and twirl... and twirl... and twirl...