On the 1st Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

A Reindeer Wrapped Up In Christmas Lights...

On the 2nd Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

2 Santa Hats...

On the 3rd Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

3 Christmas Wreaths...

On the 4th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

4 Gifts to Open...

On the 5th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

5 Skiing Gnomes...

On the 6th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

6 Christmas Bowties...  

(and 7 cards all taped up...)

On the 7th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

7 Cards To Open...

On the 8th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

8 Bows a Bowing...

On the 9th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

9 Jingle Bells Jingling...

On the 10th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

10 Ornaments for Hanging...

On the 11th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

12 11 Christmas Cookies...

Dear Santa,
I have bean really good this year.  We made cookies for you to eat while you bring my presents.  We did not have milk so I left beer because dad told me to.
Love,
Rufus

On the 12th Day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me.....

12 Snowflakes Falling...

take it or leave it

Ruf in Sheep's clothing...

...more like "cone of playing" #coneofshame

 Video:  Rufus plays with the cone of shame on

I just love playing... no cone is gonna stop me!

The BEST Cyber Monday deal!

Turned to stone with a single kiss...

i am berry good at balancing

it was between me and ben affleck

Who won the clothing accessories race?

It was a tie....

bow wow

time to cook some crystal...

shady character...

as snug as a dug in a rug...

i hide, you seek... GO!

hole-y shit

owl see you later.... #EyeMuffs #AmIWearingThisCorrectly

more after the break!

Nice to meet you #alexfromtarget, I'm #ruffromtarget

i'll never let go...

How was your day? Mine was a HOOT.

Ruff in Boots...

Happy Halloween!

trick or treat, smell my feet....

trick or treat
smell my feet
give me something good to eat.

if you don’t
i don’t care
i’ll just go poop over there.

hey snow white... you hungry?

Hold your horses...

take the viking by the horns...

haha... made you look.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too....

the legendary Jedi Master Obi-Wan Dogobi

nice beard obi-wan.  is that, by chance, toy stuffing?

am i wearing these correctly? birthday edition

it's mom's birthday today so:  HATS OFF TO YOU MOM!!!!!!  (or...  i guess hats on?!?)
more after the break!

who's walking who?

you wonder why i'm so beautiful, right? mystery solved...

beauty sleep.  20+ hours of sleep daily = maximum beautiousness, right?  be a dear and push the snooze button for me, would you?

What am I doing this weekend? Good question... let me mullet over.

Finally, the weekend.  Now I can really let my hair down.
more after the break!

 

Redneck word of the day: Twerk

"I had twerk real hard to get this here mullet lookin' good."

remember when i was small? #tbt

man i'm getting thirsty... wish it would rain again in Los Angeles. #tbt

 Video:  This was Rufus' first experience with rain... guess he just wanted to catch it!

only slightly better than water from the toilet.... JK that's gross i only drink bottled water and eat cat poop.

My name is Sher-dog Holmes. It is my business to know what other dogs do not know...

watch your tongue... or mine if you want.

dog selfie

geez- do i have to do everything around here?

s'more or s'less